Tuesday's Bus Adventure...

Storytime:

On the way through Dinkytown, a man gets on the bus. He's one of those people who talks whether or not anyone is paying attention. Although, he was talking so loud you couldn't help but pay attention. Among the more entertaining quips:

• "I'm a Metro Transit Police Officer. See my badge?"
• "The rivers are pretty high...this bridge is going to collapse."
• "The Metrodome was named after me. I should get a 134 million dollar contract."
• "The Vikings should just go to LA. Minnesota has a new football team: the mosquitoes and wood ticks. Mosquitoes and wood ticks can kick a**."

Just another morning on the bus.